1. Get awesome job and save money.
2. Get testicles removed.
3. Turn myself into a woman by hormones or witchcraft. Whichever is most effective.
4. Marry a vegan man(trans men count) and enjoy straight privilege while being technically gay and asexual.
5. Adopt a child and lead them in the ways of veganism and video games.
6. Live happily ever after.
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