As usual, I’m the only vegan at work. However there is this guy who thinks I’m missing out because life is apparently about bacon. I told him pigs are friends, not food. He also asks about why I don’t do dairy and eggs and I told him there was no time to get into it at work. If he really wanted to know there are plenty of good documentaries and books.
But since he pestered me I gave him the short answers. I don’t breastfeed because I’m an adult and eggs come from vaginas and I don’t like vaginas.
I am Chastity White Rose, lover of all unicorns and ponies and artist of pixels and polygons.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I put on my checkerboard dress and said:
“By the power of grayscale! I have the power!”
And I became She Man, the most powerful transwoman in the universe!
And I came to understand who I am. I am a programmer who can draw pixels to bitmaps of both black and white. And a Vegan, who protects the innocent! But within me lies a mortal heart, which suffers from depression. Will I have the strength to resist? Or will it be my doom.
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