Short Vegan Responses

As usual, I’m the only vegan at work. However there is this guy who thinks I’m missing out because life is apparently about bacon. I told him pigs are friends, not food. He also asks about why I don’t do dairy and eggs and I told him there was no time to get into it at work. If he really wanted to know there are plenty of good documentaries and books.

But since he pestered me I gave him the short answers. I don’t breastfeed because I’m an adult and eggs come from vaginas and I don’t like vaginas.

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