Walmart Wonderland

At Walmart Chastity helps customers find their food
They call her maam even though she looks like a dude

She pulls and stocks many pallets of freight overnight
She is one of the few people who do things right

Others complain about their job but Chastity is glad
But when the previous shift leaves a mess she gets mad

Why don’t associates take more pride in their work?
Did they throw batteries in the freezer to be a jerk?

Working at Walmart is hard because others make it so
But in this chaos the princess of the White Rose can grow

In this Walmart Wonderland the true way she can show
There is no need for Walmart to maintain the status quo

The associates tell managers things that can improve.
We need signs for the aisles and cart wheels that move

Despite our best efforts these things never change
Chastity wants Walmart to be great so she finds it strange

But even if things at Walmart forever stay as they are
This gives Chastity the chance to be the rising star

Because if the previous associates had not been a slob
Chastity would not have been hired for this job

Chastity is not the fastest nor the strongest at Walmart
But she shows up for work because she is reliable and smart

When she is on lunch break, she likes to play Chess and write
And this is one of the songs she wrote about Walmart overnight