I recently found an extremely funny picture in the nonsense category of my deviantart account. It was hand drawn and later scanned and colored using GIMP and the first printer/scanner we bought.
I was reminded of my childhood days when I saw this picture I drew. This was my creativity at its finest. I need to get back into drawing my art sometime.
Here are a few more samples from my Deviant Art account.
I have been searching for the best looking SVG set of playing cards in case I want to make Solitaire art.
This is my favorite of the public domain playing card images I have seen so far. I wanted to share the source and what they look like.
https://code.google.com/archive/p/vector-playing-cards/
A full set of poker playing cards created using vector graphics. The .SVG source for each card is available as well as a high resolution rasterized .PNG version. These images are released into the public domain – attribution is appreciated but not required.
The following is what the 4 Aces look like.
At Walmart Chastity helps customers find their food
They call her maam even though she looks like a dude
She pulls and stocks many pallets of freight overnight
She is one of the few people who do things right
Others complain about their job but Chastity is glad
But when the previous shift leaves a mess she gets mad
Why don’t associates take more pride in their work?
Did they throw batteries in the freezer to be a jerk?
Working at Walmart is hard because others make it so
But in this chaos the princess of the White Rose can grow
In this Walmart Wonderland the true way she can show
There is no need for Walmart to maintain the status quo
The associates tell managers things that can improve.
We need signs for the aisles and cart wheels that move
Despite our best efforts these things never change
Chastity wants Walmart to be great so she finds it strange
But even if things at Walmart forever stay as they are
This gives Chastity the chance to be the rising star
Because if the previous associates had not been a slob
Chastity would not have been hired for this job
Chastity is not the fastest nor the strongest at Walmart
But she shows up for work because she is reliable and smart
When she is on lunch break, she likes to play Chess and write
And this is one of the songs she wrote about Walmart overnight
What are three objects you couldn’t live without?
Diet soda, bread, and tofu.
My other possessions, although important, do not fuel my body like food items do.
But if the question wasn’t about food, then perhaps the items would be my computer, cell phone, and of course an internet connection. I would like to be able to live without my cell phone but I have to use it at work and many websites require it for two factor authentication.
And speaking of two factor authentication, my wordpress and lichess accounts are set up with this app on my phone.
2 factor authentication is important on major accounts that I don’t want to lose. In fact it wad required on lichess.org when I became an official streamer.
But the question is, if I lost my phone, what then? How do I access my accounts?
It is situations like this that remind me how complex it is living in an age of the internet where nothing, not even applying for a job, can be done without computers, phones, and internet.
Ironically, I needed these things to even obtain the money that lets me buy my food and drink. That’s why I can’t live without them.
Chastity White Rose 